Name: Patrick Arnold

Role: keeper, under-rated leg-spin bowler

Nickname(s): Mr Whatsapp

Best Cricketing moment: SMASHING ALEX TUDOR TO ALL PARTS OF THE GROUND (WHEN HE WAS 14!)

Most embarrassing cricketing moment: GOING UP TO COURTNEY WALSH AND SAYING WELL PLAYED CURTLEY

Favourite ECC Player and why?: CLARKEY…HE LAUGHS AT MY JOKES

Best ECC performance: 94 OR 6 FOR 15, BOTH NEEDS IMPROVING

Favourite ground played at: WOLVERCOTE

Least favourite ground: THE OVAL

Most hated opposition: THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY WOOTON

Describe yourself in 3 words: MUST HAVE WIFI